ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMEONE PUT PISS IN MY APPLE JUICE

Your name is TUMBLR USER. A number of POSTS are scattered about your dashboard. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for TV SHOWS WITH SMALL CULT FOLLOWINGS. You like to make popular text posts but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for MSPAINTADVENTURES, and are an aspiring HOMESTUCK. You also like to COSPLAY sometimes.

What will you do?

==> TU: Follow shitty blog.

turntechgivinhead:

Dead  Daves  are  the  enemy  

turntechgivinhead:

Dead  Daves  are  the  enemy  

imploder:

kaptorkat:

if you saw tavros before the man with the sombrero then im sorry to say you’re 100% homestuck

imploder:

kaptorkat:

if you saw tavros before the man with the sombrero then im sorry to say you’re 100% homestuck

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(Source: katrophyte)

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kurobi:

tylersthings:

amtrax:

I’m bro. Tylersthings was Dave.

Motherfucker posted it before I could!

Oh well, enjoy some Bro and Dave chit-chat!

spot on, like perfect

I was sitting here busting up so hard to this

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Offshoot/Doomed Timelines

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Nothing Left to Say - Imagine Dragons

(Source: paperseverywhere)

bardofpizza:

…What the hell is going on with your dash…?

bardofpizza:

…What the hell is going on with your dash…?

adiostoreadumb:

My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.

adiostoreadumb:

My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.

lydiallama:

Anonymous asked:

HOW DO YOU THINK DAVE WILL COME OUT AGAIN???
wha, what do you mean
like
out of the closet???

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mousemallow:

Jade Harley! I think I got all of her outfits (or at least I hope I did).Her guns are her rifle, Ahab’s Crosshairs, and Girl’s Best Friend!I don’t really draw guns haha

mousemallow:

Jade Harley! I think I got all of her outfits (or at least I hope I did).
Her guns are her rifle, Ahab’s Crosshairs, and Girl’s Best Friend!
I don’t really draw guns haha

Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight - Tiny Tim | 94,002 plays

mutieee:

jimfaindel:

demonsunderthebed:

sage-of-hope:

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WHY IS THIS THE POST THAT MAKES ME LOSE MY SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS FANDOM???

Holy shit, they are back.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY„IDK WHY„„„,AAAAAAAAAAAA

(Source: ninjainfocards)

kurobi:

Long post! I am gomen

This is a drabble comic based off an RP my friend Izumikage did on MSParp

It was way too funny to pass up! hrggfgfg Enjoy!

vorixcia-dix:

wunderscheisse:

rambutt:

heyitspj:

“Equius is so weird!” said the Homestuck fan as the troll who has the strength to put someone through a steel wall does nothing but protect his moirail and provide a pair of legs for a lowblood cripple and a new arm for the meanest troll of all and spends the entire story trying to protect everyone and doesn’t hurt a fly.

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Squiddles! - Homestuck | 39,646 plays

inexchangeforyoursoul:

rockerfox999:

albatrossthesoup:

vampiricbananabutts:

pyrop:

i pitched down the squiddle song so it sounds like a normal voice and im laughing rly hard

IS THAT HUSSIE SINGING

………yes

oh my god

lavastormsw:

enigmatic-script:

Look what I did all day!
Today was my school’s chalk walk C: and the theme was cities in our dreams, so naturally prospit and derse from homestuck fit perfectly ! Uwu
Me and three other friends did this, hehehe ~
I worked on 90% of derse, I did skaia’s clouds, I did a good third of prospit as well and we all did tons of the black background
I’m so pooped, it it was worth it and it was fun, everyone’s murals are awesome
Also if anyone else runs over these art pieces I will chew them out just as bad as I did the last person I saw do so. Seriously. Fuck you.
Also my friend wrote “honk” repeatedly on my friends arm, I’m dying

omfg that’s amazing

lavastormsw:

enigmatic-script:

Look what I did all day!

Today was my school’s chalk walk C: and the theme was cities in our dreams, so naturally prospit and derse from homestuck fit perfectly ! Uwu

Me and three other friends did this, hehehe ~

I worked on 90% of derse, I did skaia’s clouds, I did a good third of prospit as well and we all did tons of the black background

I’m so pooped, it it was worth it and it was fun, everyone’s murals are awesome

Also if anyone else runs over these art pieces I will chew them out just as bad as I did the last person I saw do so. Seriously. Fuck you.

Also my friend wrote “honk” repeatedly on my friends arm, I’m dying

omfg that’s amazing

somichurlz:

M4K3 H3R P4Y.
Somichu as Terezi Pyrope.
Photo by Alex Emotty.

somichurlz:

M4K3 H3R P4Y.

Somichu as Terezi Pyrope.

Photo by Alex Emotty.

references for all things homestuck: Spirograph Snowflakes (with 10 points)

homestuckresources:


lobotomypop
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Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting.

For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have a pair of scissors, a protractor, and a pencil at the ready. The paper should be either very thin, or as I have it, very large; the ten-point spirograph requires more folds than the eight point.

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1: Fold diagonally in half.

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2: Fold into quarters as shown.

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3: Rotate 45 degrees so that it appears as in the next picture.

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4: Use your protractor to mark every 18 degrees as shown.

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5: Starting from the open side, fold the top layer only along the marks, alternating between mountain and valley folds.

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(It should look like an accordion after that)

6: Flip the whole model horizontally, so that the accordioned flap is on the bottom.

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7: Fold the uncreased flap the same way, using the creased flap as a template to guide you.

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(FULL ACCORDION! This shows the square unfolded to 1/2.)

8: Compress the accordion as shown in the next picture.

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9: You will notice there are inner flaps. You have to cut off the top points, and where you cut should be determined by the innermost flap; try to cut just at the top of that shortest flap. (Flap is a very silly noun.) Also cut off the bottom points as shown.

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10: Cut out a triangular section as shown.

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11: Another, slightly smaller…

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12: Again. In this step and the next cuts be sure to keep an eye on the back side of the model; the paper tends to creep during these cuts, and you could end up severing an important piece if you don’t watch out.

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13: Another…

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14: You know the drill. (Heheh it looks like a drill I’ll be quiet now)

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15: Smaller cuts…

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16: Even smaller…

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17: OK UNFOLD NOW…

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Bam! There it is! A beautiful ten-point spirograph, as seen in Homestuck. Tape them to the ceiling at your Homestuck christmas party! Use them as your tree-skirt!

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Blow people’s minds! Put an eight-point spirograph in the middle! Find some green paper for the large one and make a horde of small red ones, tape ‘em together for a wreath! Show me what you do with them! Please! Thanks for reading!

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(Source: lobotomyp0p)