ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMEONE PUT PISS IN MY APPLE JUICE

Your name is TUMBLR USER. A number of POSTS are scattered about your dashboard. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for TV SHOWS WITH SMALL CULT FOLLOWINGS. You like to make popular text posts but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for MSPAINTADVENTURES, and are an aspiring HOMESTUCK. You also like to COSPLAY sometimes.

What will you do?

==> TU: Follow shitty blog.


-- plutoniumFlux [PF] began pestering tumblrFollowers [TF] at 18:36 --
hitlersroommate:

tokedout-oncatnip:

tunetechgoghead:

i found my new strife specibus  its  roommate kind

he’ll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

anothermotherfucker kind

hitlersroommate:

tokedout-oncatnip:

tunetechgoghead:

i found my new strife specibus  its  roommate kind

he’ll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

anothermotherfucker kind

acornbunny:

Woke up early and did some pre-413 baking: Sburb cake (the inside is completely blue!), Nicholas cage cupcakes, Kanaya’s blood beverages,  and Jell-O in a bucket. 

Happy Birthday to Jane Crocker and John Egbert, and happy 5th anniversary of Homestuck! Thank you for ruining my life. xoxo

davediddlystrider:

This is the full image of my Grimdark Rose picture that I’ll be giving to my grandmother.

davediddlystrider:

This is the full image of my Grimdark Rose picture that I’ll be giving to my grandmother.

kdoranphoto:

I will wait, I will wait for you.

Team Signless
AnimeUSA 2013
♋ Signless | ♍ Dolorosa | ♌ Disciple | ♊ Psiioniic

Photographer
*inspired by comic drawn by paperseverywhere

madragingven:

saffronheliotrope:

madragingven:

I’m alone again before the altar Shedding all my old regrets The last of which I’ll tell you now As it flies down the sink I never knew a part of you You didn’t set in ink, in ink The letters that you left behind No longer shall I read Your blood’s between the pages And I can’t stand to see you bleed
x

I’ve had this post saved in my drafts for a week because there were Things I Wanted To Say about it, and of course those things have now flown the coop, so instead I’ll just point out the things I love, which are mostly everything.
Just look at the narrative in all the details here. The labels on the boxes, the stickers on the notebooks, the “sex tapes (just kidding)” box, an entire box of Obama posters, the sword and the sord. Is that box labeled “humility box” full of Oscars? And are those two letters on top in the fanmail box written in a very distinctive purple and green? And then you have the stacks and stacks of printed-out chatlogs more like why don’t you just tear out my heart and stomp on it.
Oh, Dirk, loneliest kid of all the lonely kids. (I love the way you draw him — big feet, big hands, like he’s not yet grown into himself — and I still say you draw the best noses anywhere.) And guardian-Dave, present by his absence. I know that feeling, wanting to put someone back together from their scraps. Glimpses that get less clear the more you try to focus on them, like the photograph or song or smell that trips your memory and then eludes you.

I’m just going to reblog this for the nice words Lily left here. It’s always wonderful to hear what she has to say and if anyone hasn’t checked out her fics, you definitely should!

madragingven:

saffronheliotrope:

madragingven:

I’m alone again before the altar
Shedding all my old regrets

The last of which I’ll tell you now
As it flies down the sink
I never knew a part of you
You didn’t set in ink, in ink

The letters that you left behind
No longer shall I read
Your blood’s between the pages
And I can’t stand to see you bleed

x

I’ve had this post saved in my drafts for a week because there were Things I Wanted To Say about it, and of course those things have now flown the coop, so instead I’ll just point out the things I love, which are mostly everything.

Just look at the narrative in all the details here. The labels on the boxes, the stickers on the notebooks, the “sex tapes (just kidding)” box, an entire box of Obama posters, the sword and the sord. Is that box labeled “humility box” full of Oscars? And are those two letters on top in the fanmail box written in a very distinctive purple and green? And then you have the stacks and stacks of printed-out chatlogs more like why don’t you just tear out my heart and stomp on it.

Oh, Dirk, loneliest kid of all the lonely kids. (I love the way you draw him — big feet, big hands, like he’s not yet grown into himself — and I still say you draw the best noses anywhere.) And guardian-Dave, present by his absence. I know that feeling, wanting to put someone back together from their scraps. Glimpses that get less clear the more you try to focus on them, like the photograph or song or smell that trips your memory and then eludes you.

I’m just going to reblog this for the nice words Lily left here. It’s always wonderful to hear what she has to say and if anyone hasn’t checked out her fics, you definitely should!

tererzi:


the pranking master strikes again!!!… this is stupid.(Happy april fool’s day, I guess? idek what this is… just pretend it makes sense chronologically ok)

tererzi:

the pranking master strikes again!!!
… this is stupid.

(Happy april fool’s day, I guess? idek what this is… just pretend it makes sense chronologically ok)

yummytomatoes:

NO IDEA

yummytomatoes:

NO IDEA

anonorange:

i just wanted a synonym not the entire vocabulary of jake english

anonorange:

i just wanted a synonym not the entire vocabulary of jake english

69crabs:

dragonlibrarian:

beerinabox:

senatorlemonsnout:

IMM LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THIS OMFG
SNOWMANS GOT THESE AWESOME DETAILED COOL LOOKIN FEET AND LEGS AND SHIT WITH THIS DRMAATIC GREEN HIGHLISHGT AND THEN
SLICK IS JSUT
NOODLES

also notice how snowman has the wider stance
she wears the pants here

She stabbed out his eye and whipped his arm off
Slick has never owned a pair of pants

tHE LAST ONE.

69crabs:

dragonlibrarian:

beerinabox:

senatorlemonsnout:

IMM LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THIS OMFG

SNOWMANS GOT THESE AWESOME DETAILED COOL LOOKIN FEET AND LEGS AND SHIT WITH THIS DRMAATIC GREEN HIGHLISHGT AND THEN

SLICK IS JSUT

NOODLES

also notice how snowman has the wider stance

she wears the pants here

She stabbed out his eye and whipped his arm off

Slick has never owned a pair of pants

tHE LAST ONE.

(Source: annieleonhardt)

dickglitter:

senuiq:


“something brought you here, dave strider. call it what you will, fate, destiny—”
“an appearifier”
“but i’ve made the decision to trust you”
“well that was a stupid ass decision”

sets homestuck tangled au down quietly mhm

YEYSYEYSYEYYS jade u fuckin babe

dickglitter:

senuiq:

“something brought you here, dave strider. call it what you will, fate, destiny—”

“an appearifier”

“but i’ve made the decision to trust you”

“well that was a stupid ass decision”

sets homestuck tangled au down quietly mhm

YEYSYEYSYEYYS jade u fuckin babe

(Source: sensorycortex)

serendipidont:

dumbledora-theexplorer:

I did it, I bathed in apple juice.

I thought this was piss

Eet - Regina Spektor | 120,917 plays

sxae:

i found an old dave-thing i never finished wohooo

dirkbby:

atomicdisk:

hell fuckin yea

dave your eyesi’m dying oh my god

dirkbby:

atomicdisk:

hell fuckin yea

dave your eyes
i’m dying oh my god

madragingven:

adiostoreadumb:

Dave / Rose / Photographer

Full album (5 photos): x

yeeeeee katsu photos! thanks stella, i had fun and they came out great!